There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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