How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Acid is not a monday night drug
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just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
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I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
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