So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on