smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Randomize
