Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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