His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
