An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
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Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
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i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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