so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
We left an ass print on the piano.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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