Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
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as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
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I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
You are the jesus of drinking
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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