dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
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I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
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I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
its liver damage thursday
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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