I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Randomize
