Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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