My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
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well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
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Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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