Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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