Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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