her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
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It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
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IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
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