Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
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Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
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I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
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