with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
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Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
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and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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