Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
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She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
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On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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