420 ftw
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
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