How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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