Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
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She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
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Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
My vagina just clenched in fear
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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