i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
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Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
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I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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