Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
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Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
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Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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