He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
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Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
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Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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