I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
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Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
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We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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