Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
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Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
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I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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