maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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