question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
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all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
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There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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