My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
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