She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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