Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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