Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
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I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
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If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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