If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
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130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
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Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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