his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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