turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
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Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
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Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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