Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
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If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
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I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I need a burrito and a hug.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
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