YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
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