I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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