you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
I love you.
Bad choice
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