There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
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i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
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Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
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