Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
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Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
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SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
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