I think I just saw someone hide a body.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
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I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
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I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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