idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
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I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
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Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
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