Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
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hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
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Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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