You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
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I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
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You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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