I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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