Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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