My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
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planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
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And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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