she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
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He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
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We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
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