I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
birth control should be required to get into college
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
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