I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
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I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
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Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
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