Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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