I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
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At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
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You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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