What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
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