It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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