you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
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this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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